I partnered with Los Pollos Hermanos to deliver the best Obama Hamburgers to my fellow Americans! Your first one's on me, my fellow American.

It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where we are today, but we have just begun. Today we begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave our children is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today.

I've got a pen and I've got a phone - and I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward.

My fellow American, you are the noob. Sincerely, Obama